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Created on 2007-08-02 02:56:09 (#13507560), last updated 2008-07-15

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I wash myself in the shower with Comet and steel wool. I scrape the stubble off my face with one of those bricks used for cleaning grills, and then use gasoline for aftershave. Then I comb my hair with a live wolverine. I put crystal meth in my coffee. When I go to work, I chase down cars on foot, drag the drivers out, kill them, and then take their cars to work. When I take a smoke break, I burn styrofoam and inhale the fumes. When I go hunting, I just stare at the deer. They follow me home and climb into my freezer.

Because they know.

They know.
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